Our Top Five Favourite IT Jokes

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Our five favourite IT jokes

Whether you work on an IT team, in a data centre or are busy coding away, it’s nearly the end of the week so at Waterford Technologies, we decided to lighten the mood by asking around the office for everyone’s favourite IT-related jokes.

There were a lot of hilarious (and not-so-hilarious) submissions, but we’ve managed to put together five of our favourite for you to enjoy.

  1. Binary jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

  1. Hardware humour

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None – it’s a hardware issue.

  1. SQL with laughter

A lady asks her husband – who is an SQL programmer, “Please could you pop to the shops and buy one pint of milk and, if they have eggs, get six?”

The man returns a little while later with six pints of milk and his wife asks, “Why on earth did you buy six pints of milk?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

  1. More SQL-ing

An SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”

  1. Catch that wascally wabbit

How do you catch an Ether Bunny? With an Ethernet.

Hopefully those have brightened your mood (and not made you groan too much!). In the meantime, if you’d like to have a chat with us about our file and email archiving solutions, feel free to get in touch. After all, we’re here all week…